May 2009
fuckyeahhowimetyourmother:
You Just Got...
Lily: We should come up with a whole new last name.
Marshall: Oh, that's easy; Lily and Marshall Skywalker.
Lily: Lily and Marshall Hasselhoff.
Marshall: Oh, got it. Lily and Marshall Awesome. Hey have you met the Awesomes? Lily, Marshall their son Totally and their daughter Freaking?
“wow, out a pool of 20 or 30 kids, there were three would could slowly raise...”
– Angus, on the state of today’s youth.
““I liked when he got squished by logs off a truck
and when he strolled...”
– Emma C. on Wolverine. Amazing job of encapsulating the movie.
“If two past lovers remain friends,
they are either still in love or they never...”
– Cheryl Croan (via mylungswillcolapse) (via allthatglittersispink) (via molls)
wow.
how to have sex with a friend who has a boyfriend
whiskeyandgoatsmilk:
stolen from batteriesfeelincluded:
So, you’re in love with one of your friends, but she has a boyfriend and probably wouldn’t have sex with you anyway.
What you will need: 1 x knife, 1 x ring, access to a sunbed, the ability to grow a beard.
Step One: Place the ring on your wedding finger and avoid contact with your friend for a month.
Step Two: Stop shaving and use the...
Tiny Art Director →
Prep and Landing! →
“I’d definitely say that that guy who was yelling was at least half John Connor...”
– Christian Bale talks about him spewing molten crazy all over the set of Terminator to GQ (via whiskeyandgoatsmilk)
Funny, I thought the same thing about him in the movie.
Unforgiven.
Just watched this for the first time. Best film I’ve seen in a WHILE.
What an unbelievable piece of work. I’m just in complete awe. An amazing journey of character - from renouncing old ways, to embracing them once again. From hero to villain. The one scene which is just stunning - when he gets told that Ned is dead, reaches down, without words, grabs the bottle from the kid...
I think I may fuck off to New York some week(end) soon.
“my face makes vaginas cringe”
– Kris Payne (via whiskeyandgoatsmilk)
HAHAHAHA
DAVIDLYNCH.COM PRESENTS INTERVIEW PROJECT →
It’s funny. Walking along in Toronto today, I was looking around. I passed by a construction site with two guys taking a break. I often wonder when passing by people, “what’s their story?”
Lynch answers it.
On Matters of Star Trekking...
James: yeah ,its ok i wouldnt say its GREAT too muddled and shot weird but its fine Randeep i liked some of the shots, but LENS FLARED James i liked the super wides really graphic and fun the cinematography felt a little like the movie equilvalent of t-pain auto tune=lens flare Randeep that is the funniest shit anyone has ever said “i’m on a SHIP” James maybe yeah fo realz beam...
WHAT A WEEKEND!
tomoatmeal:
I was drinking out of this glass earlier and I guess I misplaced it because when I got thirsty again, the glass was nowhere to be found. As I was reaching for a new glass, my friend Ricky was like, “Isn’t that your glass over there?” I looked over and sure enough, there was my original glass sitting next to the toaster! I wish every weekend could be this exciting, but then again, I...
What is going on.
scubed:
Damn Tumblr. Recognize where I am!
I’d agree with you, but I think it has a ‘need to be in a real place’ qualifier.
Perhaps one day, I can collaborate with Tom Oatmeal on a comic/animated short. Hilarity shall ensue.
“What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the...”
– — Dwight Schrute, “The Office”
Dear J.J. Abrams...
I’m sorry for the things I’ve said. I never should have left you, and I think we should get back together. I know our relationship was never perfect. Jennifer Garner’s curves and my burgeoning hormones weren’t enough to keep me interested in Alias, especially after you abandoned it and let Rambaldi zombies feed on its corpse. I didn’t become a Lost fanatic. I just...
“If you notice that you are on fire, you should try to do something to make it so...”
– Socrates (from the book, Quotes for People who are Busy and Don’t Really have Time to Decipher More Meaningful Quotes, but Still Appreciate the Information.) (via tomoatmeal)
